It's one thing to make a mistake, but quite another when you realize early on that you've goofed.
Shore excursions are a major part o the cruise experience, and some cost as much as hundreds of dollars each. No one wants to spend their time and money on a substandard tour, but unfortunately, there are a few duds out there.
It seems like most tours ends up being quite satisfactory, but occasionally there is an excursion that is disappointing from start to finish.
Sometimes the problem could be bad luck and factors you couldn't anticipate, like a new tour guide trying to learn to ropes or bad weather. Other times, you might think you would enjoy a certain kind of tour but then realize you don't.
Whatever the reason, sometimes tours don't measure up to expectations and Royal Caribbean Blog readers have encountered these as well.
I picked out eight cruise ship shore excursions our readers took and reconsidered their decision making almost immediately.
Ensenada
Having been to Ensenada, Mexico a few times, smokeybandit found the tour choices less than appealing.
"I enjoyed my tequila tasting, and if I spoke Spanish it could be a fun town to drink in, but that port is a PVSA port and nothing else."
What he is referring to with "PVSA port" is the fact cruise lines use Ensenada as a way to satisfy the Passenger Vessel Service Act (PVSA) of 1886. It requires foreign flagged cruise ships to call on a foreign port if sailing a closed-loop cruise form the United States.
This means, cruise ships cannot sail from Los Angeles and only visit California ports. It must make a stop outside the country, and Ensenada, Mexico is the closest port of call that is in close proximity to Southern California.
The justification for both the PVSA is to protect the U.S. Merchant Marine (the licensed (officers) and documented (trades) personnel on the ships) and to protect U.S. shipyards that both build and repair the ships.
Bus tours
By far, the overarching theme we got from our readers was that bus tours in so many different places was a major regret.
ChessE4 wrote about a bus tour in Corsica, "The guide talked way too much at each stop, and about the time we returned to the city center the local market was closed for the day. Had we gone on our own, we would have seen most of the same sights and enjoyed the market."
BeachGal tried an open-air, double-decker bus around St. Maarten, "Tour started about 40 min. late, and we were all standing in the sun waiting and wondering what was going on. The guide at the front of the bus narrated the tour, but only the folks on the top level could hear her. It took a couple of stops before they got it fixed."
"Maho Beach was the only interesting stop on the tour, and we didn't get to stay there long. Ugh, never again!"
Mturk did the Sorrento & Amalfi Coast by Motor Launch tour found it to be too much in a short window of time, "tried to pack too much into the day for sites that were too geographically dispersed to be properly enjoyed. We ended up spending most of the day on the bus instead of enjoying any of the locations we went to."
Bus tours are attractive because they're usually priced low and offer an easy way to see an area. This is very attractive to someone who is unfamiliar with the port and might be hesitant to go on their own.
The reality is a bus tour may leave you feeling constricted and not enough time to properly enjoy any one stop. Moreover, you may spend more time at a stop that you do not care for, but the tour must go to anyway.
One alternative is to forgo an organized tour and explore on your own, especially when your ship is visiting a city or town. If your ship docks near downtown, you can walk on your own or even use public transportation to easily get around.
Another option is to book a smaller group tour or private tour. Royal Caribbean sometimes offers small group tours, or you can book through a third party provider.
Horseback riding tours
I always thought horseback riding on a beach would be fun, but tonyfsu21 painted a different picture.
"As you can imagine, the guide in position number one in line is the only one who gets through the water without excessive amounts of horse excrement all over their legs. Really kind of gross and I highly advise you avoid at all costs."
Peggy's Cove
Two different readers wish they hadn't booked a tour to one of the premier spots in Nova Scotia, Peggy's Cove.
Peggy's Cove is a famous lighthouse that is quintessentially encompasses what someone imagines an Atlantic lighthouse to look like. It's perched along a narrow inlet and on wave-washed boulders facing the Atlantic.
RCIfan1912 thought it was amazing, but he wouldn't do it again, "It was a super long bus ride and holy cow was it crowded. We were very late getting back to the ship."
letscruise agreed, and thought the issue was lack of enough time because the tour was coupled with other stops, "we could have definitely shortened time spent at the Titanic cemetery to be able to spend more than the 30 minutes we were allotted at Peggy's Cove."
Just like bus tours, you could see about booking a private tour to get you to a particular tourist attraction.
No matter if you book a group tour or a private tour, try to get there early to beat the crowds that come as the day progresses.
Snorkeling in Cabo San Lucas
Snorkeling is a very popular cruise ship excursion, but DDaley thinks there's no point to doing this in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
"We’ve done these twice and while it’s fun on the boat, there’s just not that much to see when you’re actually snorkeling. We’ve snorkeled just about everywhere, and there is certainly no need to do it on the Pacific coast ."
Save the snorkeling for another port and prioritize time spent at a beach or whale watching when the season is right.
Read more: Top 10 things to do in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on a cruise
ATV tour in Cozumel
I've done a few ATV tours and enjoyed them, but it sounds like Keanoknick might have found a dud.
They booked a ATV tour that would take them through a jungle during a stop in Cozumel, "The so called jungle we rode through felt like I was riding in my back yard in Texas, nothing jungle about it. "
One tip for previewing any tour is to look for reviews, especially videos. Doing a YouTube search for the tour you're taking is a good place to start, as well as looking through reviews in our shore excursion forum.
Read more: Guide to picking the perfect Royal Caribbean shore excursion
Cave tubing in Belize
Va4fam wrote simply, "what could go wrong with a hike through the jungle and a gentle tube ride in giant bat-filled caves?"
I would think cave tubing would be a lot of fun, especially since it's a well-known activity in that area of the Caribbean.
"Let's start with the bus. We took several small buses to connect with the large bus that would take us to our destination. About 15 minutes into the trip, we heard a loud bang and smelled something burning.
"We asked the guides if everything was ok, they said it was just the brakes burning. As we went further from Belize City, the bus shook and rattled before the driver finally pulled to the side. Yep, definitely a tire blow out. "
"Sat on the road with no air conditioning for over an hour before the little buses retrieved us and took us to the excursion."
"The first family stepped off the bus and into a colony of fire ants and needed to be evacuated back to the port."
Unfortunately, a lot of the issues on this tour were bad luck and there's not much you can do about that. It's always a good mantra to be as flexible as possible on a cruise.
Read more: 23 Do's and Don'ts for your Royal Caribbean cruise in 2023
Going to Hell
As soon as I saw readers posting about a Hell in Grand Cayman, I knew exactly why they regretted it.
Hell is the name a tourist trap in Grand Cayman that is noteworthy for its name, which serves as an excuse to make the joke that you went to hell on your cruise.
LCWind wrote, "Overhyped, dated, creepy. The stops the tour makes are to shops to entice you to buy. Not worth."
Research any tour or place you want to visit and get past the marketing hype to determine how much fun these places actually are in reality.
