Every cruise ship has these 7 hassles (yes, even yours)—How to avoid them like a pro
In:If you've ever been on a cruise ship and noticed there are moments that stick out for slowing everything down, you're certainly not alone.

While nearly all the experience being on a Royal Caribbean ship is fantastic, every cruise will have moments when you find it difficult to avoid a delay, regret, or general hassle.
I was on Royal Caribbean's Utopia of the Seas getting back on the ship after our day in Nassau when I ran into a very crowded elevator bank. Getting back on a ship can be one of those moments, but there are ways to circumvent the problem to a degree.
It got me thinking about other less-than-desirable situations on a cruise you might encounter and the tricks you need to know to beat them.
Lines at the cruise terminal

When you get to the cruise terminal, there's bound to be a line of people waiting to go through security and check-in for your cruise.
There's actually a shorter line you can get into simply by knowing how to complete the online check-in beforehand.
Express Boarding is available to anyone, but you need to know what to do and how to do it.

This special line is shorter and will get you onboard faster because you would have already completed all the important steps.
There's no cost to get Express Boarding, but you need to complete all of the online check-in steps within the Royal Caribbean app, including the selfie and health questionnaire.
This is one of my favorite cruise hacks and worth doing every time to make check-in a breeze.
People reserving chairs at the pool deck

Whether you're at a Marriott resort or Royal Caribbean cruise, chair hogs are a thing.
Some people get up early, reserve a bunch of lounge chairs by the pool, and then never relinquish them. Many times the chairs they reserve don't even get used for a few more hours after.
Royal Caribbean claims they have a policy to combat this practice, but I've rarely seen it enforced.

There are a couple workarounds (and no, I don't advocate moving their stuff. I don't want a confrontation on my vacation).
First, if you can get up to the pool deck before 10am, there's a good chance you'll have no problem getting a lounger yourself.
In my experience, it's the people that sleep in and roll up to the pool deck later in the morning or early afternoon that run into problems.
Another idea is to go to the pool on a port day, when there's far less demand for the pool.
Staying onboard a ship on a port day is a frequent cruiser trick, and it feels like you have the entire pool to yourself.
Elevator congestion

I mentioned the issue earlier in this article about a crowded elevator, and you'll likely encounter crowded elevators multiple times during your cruise.
Elevators can get easily overwhelmed when a show lets out, dinner wraps up, or the aforementioned post-excursion rush.
The stairs are still the best alternative to crowded elevators. While taking the stairs may not be ideal, I find it can be faster in many cases than even waiting for an uncrowded elevator (especially if it's less than 4 decks).

I'd recommend taking the stairs if you're going under 3 decks.
For my excursion problem, you could take the stairs just a couple decks up and then wait for the elevator there. You'd be surprised how many people will get off the elevator at that point, freeing up space.
Waiting for a tender boat

It seems to be getting rarer to have a cruise with a tender port stop, but if you do, waiting for a tender boat in the morning can feel really frustrating.
Tender boats are slow loading and unloading, and they have a small capacity. With seemingly everyone trying to head ashore at the same time, it can lead to very long lines.
I find the best strategy if you have a tender port is to book a Royal Caribbean excursion to at least get you there.

Royal Caribbean excursions always get priority tendering. This means you'll meet for your tour on the ship and then be escorted to a waiting tender boat just for those on a tour.
Say what you will about the advantages of a third party excursion, but I think in a tender port booking a cruise line excursion is a must-do to avoid the hassle and tender boat lines.
Waits for the water slides
Did you know most Royal Caribbean ships have water slides onboard? In fact, the Icon Class ships even have an entire water park!
A lot of people know about it, and that's why lines for the water slides can be among the longest waits you'll encounter on any Royal Caribbean ship.
Instead of taking your kids on a sea day and waiting in line, I have a few workarounds.

First, bring your bathing suits on embarkation day and hit the water slides as soon as you get onboard.
There's usually no line on the first day of the cruise because no one has their bathing suits with them (they're packed in their luggage). Change into your bathing suit at a public restroom and you'll practically have them to yourselves.
The second strategy is to come back early from a port day.

Get off the ship early and enjoy some time at the beach or on whatever tour you're doing. But if you can get on the ship a few hours before all aboard time, I've found the water slide lines to also be quite short.
Lastly, if all else fails, wake up early and hit the water slides then.
Sea days will be the most crowded, but if you can get to the slides around 9am when they open, the lines are usually much shorter for a bit.
The "Why didn’t I know that?" regret

This is a problem I read about online after people get home from their cruise, where they realize too late they missed out on something they would have loved to do on their cruise.
Classic examples include:
- Missing a hidden venue
- Finding out about a perk too late
- Not using Crown & Anchor benefits
- Missing booking windows

There's a lot to see and do on a cruise, so I don't blame someone for overlooking one aspect of a cruise. However, I think avoiding FOMO is worthwhile with a little bit of prep work.
I recommend before going to bed to check the Royal Caribbean app or Cruise Compass to preview what events and activities are coming up tomorrow.
Before the cruise begins, try to pre-book everything possible. Shows, specialty restaurants, private karaoke sessions, and excursions are all things you can reserve and lock-in so there's no excuses later for missing it.

I also think joining a roll call group is a good idea to educate yourself on what's happening. Often times I don't know what I don't know until someone else mentions it and then I want to try it too.
We have our own roll call section on our message boards or you can try a Facebook group.
Speaking of educating yourself, watch a ship tour video. We have a full Royal Caribbean ship tours you can watch that cover every inch of the ship and don't include any sales pitches or my face in the video.
Lastly, don't miss out on the fun theme nights of your sailing.
You can look up the theme nights before your cruise begins and have the perfect matching outfit for everyone.
Surprise onboard charges

There have been plenty of cruises where I've asked aloud to my family, "who bought this?" as I point to a charge in the Royal Caribbean app.
In most cases, I forgot about something. But sometimes there's an error.
On one cruise, the crew member misconstrued my terrible handwriting and thought I tipped them $80 at a restaurant.

There are a few ways you can limit your onboard charges to avoid confusion later.
Prepaying gratuities is one way to eliminate a lot of onboard charges. Instead of getting a daily charge, I prefer to prepay so it's all take care of before I sail.
It's also a good idea to turn off in-app purchases for kids. You can go to Guest Services on the ship and ask to turn off their charging privileges to ensure they don't accidentally (or intentionally) start buying up arcade games.
And to lessen the surprise factor, I recommend checking your onboard account daily. This is so easy to do with the Royal Caribbean app.
















































































